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Friday, January 28, 2011

Beautiful

Wow that's cute! 
BTW Lesbians don't get equal representation.  Whenever they do they get the worst most unattractive reprentation.  No Fair!
But instead of complaining I will work to change it :D

Leiomi Nala's Corner is Lesbian friendly if u have couple picture single pictures anything lesbian related a story, anything send it my way leiominala at yahoo

By the way I'm on jusy about every social media invented hit me up on gmail, twitter, facebook, w.e.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Cheeta Cheetah

Bi married guy 170lbs, 5'10" hairy Italian and Irish, safe sane D&D free looking to slip out of work today for a liitle play. Into oral, jo, body contact, showing off nipple play , versatile role play is cool also

rofl wow shameless about being married *shrugs* atleast he's honest

Passable Transsexual in Flatbush

Looking for an experience that you will not soon forget, or an erotic encounter with a beautiful and sexy Transsexual? Well look no further, I will leave you satisfied and wonderfully happy. If you have been let down or disappointed in the past then you need to call me .. I am fully functional with "9.5 thick"inch and the utmost in endearingly feminine form

Please No Textinq & Serious Inquries Only *

Tall Young Sexay and Gold Digging lol

I'm a hot, tall, young, lean muscular, smooth brown skin way online but I'm really interested in finding a nice wealthy upper class guy to have a good time with who enjoys the finer things in life. I just graduated from school now modeling and acting in the city. I live in a nice apartment downtown so can host or travel to meet near by to meet. I'm very ambitious sophisticated fun guy with brains and beauty. If interested it would be great to know a little about yourself and what you had in mind and a picture would be great. Look forward to hearing back from you. Thanks

Love at First Sight on the 2 train

We were on the train and you kept smiling at me but the train was crowd so I did not speak to you like I should of. You are another race from me with a beautiful smile. One of my biggest regrets is not asking for your number

Location: nyc

From the Twisted Mind of a Peeping Tom

Ad title: The gurl that leaves her blinds up


Your apartment windows face into mine. You're a hot seemingly fun woman who leaves the blinds open, especially while you're getting changed. It's hot, it's fun, and I'm pretty sure you know I watch. If you ever wanted to chat a little or take it slightly further, feel free to reply t's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commer

Which Pic looks Better

This one or the one at the top of the page?

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Go "head Gurl Putcha Leg Uhp

He Get All The Pretty B*tchez

Eye See You

Captain Morgan

Big Boobies vs. Little Vest

Title speaks for itself lmfao is she comfortable?

The Most Ackward Leg Pose in the History of Photography goes to....

Lmfao the two ladies above

Neck Cramp

Oooh homegurl look like she been sleeping on the little couch

Mister Backdrop

Lmfao what's happening right behind this pretty lady back?  And is she aware?

Conversation with xnenex92x

xnenex92x: [5:57pm, Jan 21]
nm u

xnenex92x: [10:03pm, Jan 21]
hi

xnenex92x: [11:27am, Jan 26]
hi

Me: [11:27am, Jan 26]
Hey what's uhp

xnenex92x: [11:27am, Jan 26]
how r u

Me: [11:28am, Jan 26]
Good how r u

xnenex92x: [11:28am, Jan 26]
cant say

Me: [11:28am, Jan 26]
Why not?

xnenex92x: [11:28am, Jan 26]
u gonna say ew or sumthin

Me: [11:29am, Jan 26]
No

Me: [11:29am, Jan 26]
I'm pretty open minded and I never judge

xnenex92x: [11:30am, Jan 26]
o

xnenex92x: [11:30am, Jan 26]
im horny

Me: [11:30am, Jan 26]
ROFL!!!!!

Me: [11:30am, Jan 26]
Wow

Me: [11:31am, Jan 26]
R u at home?

xnenex92x: [11:31am, Jan 26]
uh huh

xnenex92x: [11:31am, Jan 26]
mhm

Me: [11:31am, Jan 26]
Lolol

xnenex92x: [11:32am, Jan 26]
k

Me: [11:35am, Jan 26]
What state r u in?

xnenex92x: [11:36am, Jan 26]
im jk im not horny

Me: [11:37am, Jan 26]
Yes u r!

Me: [11:37am, Jan 26]
And I'm 48/B/M

Me: [11:39am, Jan 26]
6' 1" 342lbs and I'm coming to take of that horniess

xnenex92x: [11:41am, Jan 26]
im tu yung

xnenex92x: [11:42am, Jan 26]
im 30 yrs yunger

xnenex92x: [11:42am, Jan 26]
then u

Me: [11:48am, Jan 26]
Is that the only reason why we can't get down ;D

Me: [11:48am, Jan 26]
Lol

xnenex92x: [11:49am, Jan 26]
im 18

Me: [11:50am, Jan 26]
That's legal

Me: [11:50am, Jan 26]
Rofl

Me: [11:50am, Jan 26]
Male or female?

xnenex92x: [11:50am, Jan 26]
k

xnenex92x: [11:50am, Jan 26]
im male

Me: [11:51am, Jan 26]
How tall?

xnenex92x: [11:54am, Jan 26]
ur a guy or gurl?

Me: [11:54am, Jan 26]
Why does it matter u sed it was just my age u ain't like

Me: [11:54am, Jan 26]
Rofl

Me: [11:54am, Jan 26]
Ima Black Male 342 LBS

Me: [11:55am, Jan 26]
U dun like big boys?

xnenex92x: [11:55am, Jan 26]
im straight

Me: [11:55am, Jan 26]
But u only said I was too old u didn't complain about my gender

Me: [11:55am, Jan 26]
We could pretend ima gurl

Me: [11:56am, Jan 26]
Lol

xnenex92x: [11:56am, Jan 26]
i deleted u from my list fagget

Me: [11:56am, Jan 26]
ROFL!

Me: [11:56am, Jan 26]
Ooooooo dats not nice

Me: [11:57am, Jan 26]
U discriminatin

Me: [11:57am, Jan 26]
And u mispelled faggot

Me: [11:57am, Jan 26]
*dead*

Me: [11:57am, Jan 26]
Talk to me!

Me: [11:58am, Jan 26]
......BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

Me: [11:58am, Jan 26]
...I.....I THOUGHT THIS WAS REALLLL!

xnenex92x: [12:06pm, Jan 26]
im taken by gurls im a player ii bitch

Me: [12:07pm, Jan 26]
.ii?

Me: [12:07pm, Jan 26]
Yes u came back!

xnenex92x: [12:08pm, Jan 26]
idk u nd shyt iigght pussy

Me: [12:11pm, Jan 26]
Iigght u tryna get to know me?

xnenex92x: [12:12pm, Jan 26]
no

Me: [12:12pm, Jan 26]
Then why u come back?

Me: [12:12pm, Jan 26]
Why u still talking if u ain't interested?

Me: [12:12pm, Jan 26]
U a tease

Monday, January 24, 2011

World Star Hip Hop Shut Down

Ooooo there's rumors that 50 cent was responsible for shutting down world star hip hop.  He took credit for it on twitter and said that two more sites would be shutting down as well.  Yikes 8 hope its my site rofl whewww don't nobey read this lil ole site lmfaoooo but still I ain't post a pic of 50 just in case he wanna say copyright infringement lmfao!!! Yo dayum world star????? World star tho???

How Come The White Manequin Has Smooth Hair

Lmfao Why is the brown Manequins hair textured ??? Lmfao and the white manequins hair has length and its smooth. Bwahh!  Dayum nobody can win if that brown manequin had log smooth hair then I would be posting about why kinky hair isn't accepted and never seen seesh.

On the good foot:

ATLEAST THERE WAS A BROWN MANEQUIN! :D

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Nicki Minaj Thrown Out of London Hotel

OMG Nicki Minaj is turning into Micaheal Jackson Status overnight! While staying in a hotel in london her dedicated fans rushed the hotel! DAMN BARBZ bum rushing hotels is a lil crazy I love Nicki Too but jeez Louise guys.

She went to a different location and more fans (barbz) found out about it and sang Right Thru Me to her awwwwww! Nicki was reportedly kicked out of the hotel because because of the fan fights.

Nicki loved the attention and showed care for one of her fan that got into a fight and needed an ambulance (I thought that was nice of her)

Nicki likes the UK she's even talking about staying :D

NICKI MINAJ IS PENG! Woot woot we love u Nicki!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

WTF Die Antwood


uhmmmmm what the hell is this?? wa sthis supposed to be a joke??? at the end of the video did he really say interweb?? o_o the gurl with the horrendous front lace???

what was the purpose of this video??? why a ninja?? was this a play on words?? was this supposed to be some sort of weird racist video?? why did he mention race in the beginning of the video???

Conclusion: Only an inbred ass backwards Boer South African could ever think this was acceptable entertainment -_- this is soo weird

For the faith in humanity we will not officially address the special needs performer -_-

P.S
I have no idea what to make of this video accept the fact that it was mind bogglingly weird everyone in this video is STRANGE AND INBRED

Antwood please Die! you truly truly suck!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Why You Mad Tho

Lmfaooooo this is sooo cute

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Rele tho

Omg this is like the climax of all that is absurd in the Universe it makes no sense. Shout out to Durty Mo U posted it first over at ykydaw.net. I can't!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Hooray

One less pretty bitch I have to compete with for a good job or a decent husband..any more of u PYTs wanna get life changing tats and take urselves outa the running?

Thanks Bree :D *waves, blows a kiss*

Monday, January 17, 2011

Lyyke Li


This remix is HOTTT!! Uhm doesnt Lykke look a little like Lady Gaga???i mean just in that last pic in the previous post right? n shes gunna be at the 9:30 club in may ow! will be there.

Who THA F is Lyyke Li




welp apparently she is this madd talented artist. She is a Swedish Indie singer and AWESOME! SHES 24 and doing it uhp her music is great

Black Netflix Couple


You go Netflix for having a cute black couple in your ad.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Golden Voice Ted Williams Detained by LAPD

Ted Williams has been detained by the LAPD reportedly over an argument and yelling at a hotel.  ted Williams an one of his daughters were at a hotel after the taping for the Dr. Phil show and apparently got into a heated arguement, yelling ensued and now the Golden Voice guy is detained.  Yow!!! this is awkward'  like I really, really, really, hope that this does not affect Wiliiam's recent sponsorships.  I hope that he remains a nice guy to the public yeesh,  My next hope is that this doesnt affect or end Williams' sobriety.  i think he has two years so far

SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE

EMERGENCY: MPDC IS WORKING A SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE INCIDENT AT 4TH STREET & MCMILLAN DRIVE. REMAIN OUT OF THAT AREA UNTIL CLEARED BY THE AUTHORITIES.  END OF MESSAGE

Let's Exchange Pics

So I'm chillin doing what I do when along comes

Thepipe6eight@gmail.com hitting me uhp to go on gchat

So I sign on and he sends me some pics of himself and asks me to send some back

I send a pic of Count Chocula and he thought it was funny at first then realized I was dead serious and not sending anymore pics

It only took a few extra seconds for thepipe6eight to sign out and block me v-v

Just because I look like the count

This is messed uhp!  How could one be soo shallow w.e.  I still think I'm beautiful fangs and all and as soon as I get my money right Ima get my canines files down anyway so I no why he trippin.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Its Coming

Lmfao well I hope the snow in NYC isn't this bad again that would be a mess that I'm not ready for .  But we r expecting 5 inches which is a lot for the city.  :/ welp guess its time tah strap uhp those snow boots!  

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Jaime Pressly Arressted on Suspected DUI

Jaime Pressly from My Name is Earl was arrested last night on suspected Drunk Driving. Wow welp I hope it turns out ok she's a great actress and madd funny.  Her wedding on My Name is Earl was hilarious!

Does This Shit Really Work

Don't make me waste my time ordering testing and returning an item.  It really better work.  It looks great in the description and I like how its so small.  Generally speaking most bluetooths claim to cancel noise and never stand especially not to the din of Midtown NYC.

Sexiest Woman of 2010

Yepp, there she is expertly modeled after the beautiful Zoe Saldana.

Glenn Close Appears In Raunchy Navy Video

LMFAOOO

Why of all people in the Universe is Glenn Close featured in the Raunchy Navy videos??? That is like the most random thing to happen in 2011 so far.  Bwahahahaahahah!  But really tho apparently Glenn Close visited the ship they were on and participated in the video she didn't do anything Raunchy she was just on camera.  Glenn is said to be upset over her being included int he videos.  I wonder if this will cause any Damages to her career..prolly not I mean its Glenn Close she's probably the best actor of our generation. ^_ ^

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Most Hilarious Attention Grabber

Tomi Atolagbe to you:
tickets?
Don't be assed out, make sure to get your tickets for fridays show with Big Sean. Its not just a club pa...(reply "n" for next)

Shout out to Tomi Atolagbe lol