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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Winston Jerome



Lmaoo This episode was about religous/ homo-erotic cult leader playwright Winston Jerome. In completely un-related news there has been buzz that Tyler Perry has fired some of his staff for leaked personal information, bwahahahahahah

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Kanye West Porshe Go Bye BYE LMBAO

LMBAOOOOOO SOMEBODY STOLE Yeezie's. Black Panamera Porshe and crashed it into a house in Honolulu Hawaii. Kayne is reportedly in paradise recording an album, and two men were seen fleeing the vehicle after the crash. Smh yoo

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Leprachaun Captured Trapped in Closet

TRUE STORY:

A census taker who is also a little person knocked on a door and a mentally challenged man who was  home alone mistook him for a leprachaun.   The mentaly challenged man put the little census take/leprachaun in the closet.  The Mentally Challenged man was excited about capturing a leprachaun so he called his mother repeatedly to tell her about the leprachaun that was in the closet.  Initially she paid him no mind and finally opened the closet and to her horror there was a pissed off little man census taker who had been trapped for hours.  Lmfaooo The little census taker did not press charges because he understood the man who put him in the closet was Mentally challeged.   The census taker said he was afraid of the Mentally Challenged Man which was why he cooperated and stayed in the closet. Smh LMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Monday, June 7, 2010

Interface by Neal Stephenson

AWESOME READ!  This book was phenominal,  I am so sad at the end sort of inspired ..trying to give away too many spoilers Elenanor Rocks!!! She is great one of Stephenson's best characters to date though no one will ever top Y.T.  ^-^  rele tho awesome book and as a D.C. res it the scenery it home made me feel prideful lol

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Rumplestilskin


I want to see Shrek 4 again Rumplestilskin was mad funny i need to see that club seen and Rumple wear his angry hair lmaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa they have him as a happy meal toy at McDonalds with the angry hair and all

DON'T HE LOOK LIKE...

LMAO DONT HE LOOK LIKE IF HE LIVED IN NYC ALL THE RICANS WOULD BE SWEATIN HIM LOLOLOLOLOL







Carrot Top v. Shaun White



Once and for all I want to clear this is up SHAUN WHITE IS NOT CARROT TOP AND CARROT TOP IS NOT SHAUN WHITE

SHAUN WHITE = OLYMPIC ATHLETE
CARROT TOP= COMEDIAN/ BODY BUILDER

LMAOO DONT HIS HAIR LOOK LIKE A BOX OF FRENCH FRIES LAMO AWW HIS HAIR IS RELE RELE COOL
GO RED HEADED MEN AND ALL RED HEADS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!





Sandra Bullock at MTV Movie Awards


OMG how long did Sandra Bullock talk at the MTV Movie Awards dear Lawd, say thank you to your team, staff, GOD, and ur Mama and GIT OFF DA STAGE B*TCH!!!!!

This woman talked and prattled and rambled and made an ass of herself. She was up there with a scroll of stuff to clear up about gossip mags, cellulite, therapy, talking about the Gulf Coast sheesh that was the junkiest acceptance speech I've ever seen..where is Kanye when you need him??

Seriously she came out her face and was over the top, too long, inappropriate and she is showing everyone that her personal issues (HER HUSBAND CHEATING) has driven her nutz, bat sh*t, BONKERZ, SHES GONE AROUND THE BEND lmao *Alice from Wonderlands voice*

Separated at Birth




Lmaooo these pictures cracked me up and MTV's Warren the Ape is cute and funny, Don Cheadle is an awesome actor.


Friday, June 4, 2010

The JFC Show

Not too long ago I posted about a comedy central show in development about Jesus Christ being a regular person, one of my awesome readers commented and let me know that this idea had already been explored via the JFC show.. I checked out the links and the show is Hilarious!! here are a few clips below:



lmaoo they r funny I like the show def independent thinkers, I did notice that in the second clip JJC made a reference to the "terd sandwich" term from South Park's episode about the elections in which they referred to the election as a competition between a "douche" and a "turd sandwich" lolz but funny rele rele funny

you can check out more of this awesome cartoon at :


Thursday, June 3, 2010

Gary Coleman Death



Ughh this just keeps getting worse when I heard that Gary Coleman had been admitted to the hospital for seizure I was concerned, I was hopeful and confident that he would be okay. When I heard that Gary Coleman had passed away I was sad but optimistic in that he had been sick a long time and that he had lived longer than expected and under stressful and often trying and unhappy circumstances so I was then thankful that he was able to live as long as he did and marry and that now he was in peace.

When I found out that he did not exactly die and that he had been taken off of life support I WAS HEATED!! I'm no doctor but dag he walked onto a gurney when the ambulance came to his home and a matter of hours later he had been taken off of life support WTF!!! WHERE THEY DO THAT AT??? Dagg there are people who live on life support for years why didn't they keep him on life support at least a few days the decision seemed hasty, premature. heartless, MESSED UHP!! In my opinion he wasn't even given a chance to recover.. it reminded me of Diary of a Mad Black Woman when the mistress wanted to immediately take the cheatin husband off life support. smh

Now that I am finding out that Gary Coleman's triflin low down dirty, theivin, parents are trying to get his remains to bury him I don't know what to say...I'M OUTRAGED!!!!! THESE PEOPLE RUINED HIS LIFE!!!! THEY ARE THE REASON THAT GARY WENT BROKE!!!! THEY SWINDLED AWAY ALLLLLLL HIS MONEY!!!!!!! They are horrible!!! Gary was estranged from them and hadn't spoken to his wretched parents in years. His parents found out about is death on the news with everyone else <_> THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO BURY GARY OR TO HANDLE ANY OF HIS ARRANGEMENTS!!!!! This is ridiculous!!!

Also the reason why his parents are supposedly getting their son's remains is because now that he and Shannon Price are divorced his parents are his next of kin, BUT MSNBC reported that SHANNON PRICE WAS THE ONE WHO HAD GARY TAKEN OFF OF LIFE SUPPORT!!! If they have been divorced since 2008 then why was she allowed to give the order to have Gary taken off life support! If she had the authority to take him off life support then why cant she handle his remains and arrangements??? Gary would not want his parents handling anything especially not his funeral smh this is a shame seriously it rele is. Supposedly Todd Bridges has Gary's living will so hopefully this will prevent Gary's parents from having any authority over the arrangements.

Also apparently there is some stir about whether or not Gary Coleman's ex wife handled the emergency situation and Gary's "accident" appropriately or even reasonably, there are comments about her 911 call, and about how she took him off of life support so soon. Tell me what you think... some of the comments from MSNBC are posted below:

Clare-1857648 says:
“I didn't hear the 911 call but just from reading what others have to say here, I too feel something is fishy. When I heard this I was wondering why he had fallen. The next thing I was wondering was why would they take him off life support so soon, unless there was no hope for survival. Next I was wondering who was there with Gary when this decision was made to take him off life support, was it his wife, his parents or any siblings ?? I just couldn't of done it that soon, there is always the higher power of help and pulling the plug so soon just takes his chances of survival away if you have that belief that someone higher up can be there to truly Help. Time will tell, and I'm sure that this will be investigated further and hopefully the truth will come out.”

Karen-1846316 says:
“The wife did it!!! She had something to do with this. After listening to the 911 call, it sounds very fishy to me. Why was she so concerned about herself? Did she, or did she not love him. If she did, why didn't she help him????? When you are put into that situation, your adreniline kicks in and you do what you need to do. Now, apparently she didn't care that much for him because she was more concerned for her dog and herself. She needs to be investigated!!!! To let someone you "love" just lay there and then stand up after what happened is just phenomenal to me.”

patricial-424709 says:
“This situation smells bad. A man weak from dialysis goes to the kitchen to get his wife something to eat. Strange. She says she hears a big bang. From what? His head hitting the tile? Stranger. A deep gash is found on the back of his head. But no sharp objects were found were he lay. Now the smell is getting sour. During the call to 911, his wife expresses concern for herself. I do not need to tell anyone what covering one's interests smells like. The only honest statement probably made that day was Coleman's, when he stated he couldn't remember what happened. When someone is as ill as he was, the family would always have a backup plan for handling an emergency with a cool head. My guess is that she was in the kitchen with him when this happened.”


Beth-537938 says:

What is unreal is his ex-wife. He just had dialysis and was weak, but had to go downstairs to fix her something to eat? and she couldn't help him because it looked "gross". Something fishy here.

Chris-388386 says:
After listening to the 911 call, I'm convinced that Shannon had something to do with it. Pretty sure she smacked him on the back of the head with something and then pretended he fell. How can you not help someone that you're supposed to love? Even if I suffered from seizures and didn't like blood, I'd be all over my spouse/partner trying to help them. I wouldn't be sitting upstairs on the bed calling 911 all non-chalantly..calling the dog up there "hey pretty doggie, come to mommy" like nothing was wrong. I love when the 911 operator asks her to tell Gary to put pressure on the wound and she's like "Gary, put pressure on it." in such a low voice he wouldn't have heard her if he was in the same room (certainly not if he was all the way downstairs). I won't be surprised if she is still in his will to get everything.

Liz-1857283 says:
This whole situation is really unbelievable. Ex-wife sends ex-husband (who just had dialysis) to the kitchen for somethin to eat. CLUE #1 Can you imagine is this woman had children. She wouldn't help her ex-husband put pressure on his head, it didn't even sound like she was near him when she called 911. He is laying in a pool of blood and she is God knows where. She didn't have any problem pulling the plug. She certainly needs investigated. Even if only for neglect or something like leaving the scene on an accident with injuries (you know what I mean). I would like to hear another Dr's take on his situation.


RipNRead says:
The more details that are forthcoming the more Coleman's death sounds very suspicious to me. It would not surprise me if the authorities take a "second look" at circumstances surrounding Gary Coleman's death.


Ms. Anne Thrope-1450214 says:
I don't think it's just the acts (or lack thereof) on her part that have people suspicious, it's also the lack of concern and urgency in her voice in the call. She may not have done anything to cause his injury, but she's certainly guilty of A) asking him to tend to her though he'd just undergone intense treatment and B) not doing anything to help him as he was bleeding out and dazed. And that call was rife with excuses and concerns about herself.


Aside from this, I'm just so sorry that Gary died before he could find happiness. Poor guy's life was always a struggle.

and these are only a few of the concerned comments below listen to the 911 call:



This sounds soooo suspect and she sounded uncooperative with the 911 operator, and why would Shannon say "I don't know if he had a seizure...i mean he wasn't convulsing or anything" >_> so did he bang his head or did he have a seizure? and she's curt with Gary in the background, and she says I will see "if" I can find a towel for him -__- if someone head is bleeding all over and an operator is telling you to do something to save this persons life I would think that a reasonable person would do whatever they are told and not give bogus excuses and be difficult smh uhm this is unfortunate and BIZARRE !!!

Free Dunkin Donuts June 4

Free Dunkin Donut Tommorow June 4th with the purchase of any beverage. Whoo hoo! Glazed is me fav!

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

James Bond Aston Martin on Sale

Sooo THE FAMOUS 1964 ASTON MARTIN DB5 will be auctioned in London this October.  The 007 Vehicle is expected to fetch over $5 million.

According to Rich Altman who commented on MSNBC "the other screen used DB5 (BMT216A) was part of the collection of a Palm Beach collector named Anthony Pugliese.  It was stolen several years ago and has not been seen since.  Since the car is arguably the most famous car in the world and bears a plaque on the engine block attesting to its authentcity, the feeling is that the theives either stole it on consignment for a collector that could never let anyone know he had it or was a crime of oportunity that became so hot, the car was destroyed and possibly deep-sixed to get rid of the evidence.  It's a shame because it was a beautiful car and a remnant of an iconic movie.

Any guesses on which lavish money obliterator will buy this spectacular vehicle??  My guesses are as follows:

  • Nicholas Cage - *he has purchased everything else why not*
  • Some random NBA player