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Sunday, May 30, 2010

SJP NYC Perfume

This Perfume smells nearly identical to Ed Hardys hearts and daggers, also it comes in a cute colrful twist lock bottle but it doesn't linger it fades about as quickly as a body spray...thirty five dollar body spray.  I liked it and the bottle is rele cute but if you already own hearts and daggers u pretty much alredy have this too

What is this Supposed to Mean

I don't get this!! Wth they tone of this title sounds like an attack on Barack I don't like it..its ridiculous.. They are acting like Obama caused the oil spill -___- this is like the biggest oil spill in the US ever and everyone is doing all they can to fix it wth!! This is annoying

Friday, May 28, 2010

480 RIP Gary Coleman

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Gary Coleman was unconscious and on life support, after suffering a hemorrhage. He past away Friday afternoon May 28th 2010
Gary Coleman is best known for starring in tv series Different Strokes

Garyyyyy RIP! V-V

Sex and the City 2

THIS MOVIE WAS GOOD
IT WAS CUTE AND REALISTIC AND HAD A GREAT LESSON:

STOP STRESSING OUT YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!! Most peoples relationships would be fine if they weren't so obsssed with planning out every detail of it and forcing it to be perfect

Just let live and everything will be okay!  And as always... I LOVE SHARON. AND SJP DRESSES HER ASS OFF!!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

I Can't Eat Meat Anymore

So yet another video has been released showing backwards evil Dairy farm workers torturing animals.  In this Blockbuster hit from Conklin Diary Farms in Plain City, Ohio,  Newborn Calves are being held down while anolther worker stomped on their heads, other cows were punched in the face, beaten with crowbars and stabbed with pitch forks. 

One worker even wired a cow's nose to a metal bar near the ground and repeatedly beat it with another bar while it bleed v-v information like this makes it absolutely disgusting to eat meat.  I refuse to allow evil to profit from my little nickels I do not support the above described treatment of animals and therefore none of my money will go towards it, if this means cutting meat out of my diet then so be it.  Not eating meat is better for me anyway,  I will have a lower risk of heart problems, I will respond better to antibiotics, I won't be ingesting steriods, I lower risk of mad cow disease, and all other kinds of other infections found in meat <_>

Conklin farms says that the video showed animal care that is not consistent. With the high standards they set for their farm they said that specific mistreatment was reprehensible and unacceptable they also claim they will fire any of their workers who intentionally harmed animals smh so yea w.e. what exactly is their "high standard" for animal care considering that they are farming animals for food >_> <_>  <_< yeaaaaaa w.e.

Monday, May 24, 2010

No Not Dora

Lmaoo THIS IS A HOT MESS LMAOOOOO ITS JUST....ITS JUST NOT RIGHT!! Poor little Dora smh one day we as a human civilization will not project racism onto innocent cartoon characters but until that day this is hilarious but terrible lol

Friday, May 21, 2010

Shrek Forever After IS AWESOME

This was a AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS!  I lauged through the whole movie!  The introduction of Rumplestilskin and his lawyeresque contracts was a riot!!   The modern twists on this Fairy Tale including marital/parenting ruts and routines are sure to hit home.  The Ultimate message is to appreciate your loved ones, even though you may find them annoying at times they are essential to your happiness and often we don't realize what we have until its gone.

This movie was:
  • AWESOME
  • Hilarious
  • Relevant + Applicable to daily life
  • Cute
  • Very realistic

Talk to you soon,

-Leiominala

I would reccomend it to everyone!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

We Don't Need No Water

Picture above by New Times

Central World Department store burned in Bangkok after anti govt protestors set it tah burnnnn dag I never got to shop there
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

How Amazing is Phatfffat



OoO SHE IS VERY AMAZING!!!

Who Did it Better?





Verdict: The big DUDE wins move over Beyonce lmaoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

John Travolta and Wife Kelly Preston Expectin a Baby

Yayyyyyy GREAT NEWS from the Travolta- Preston camp,  John and Kelly are expecting a new addition, this is awesome! Go Kelly and John!

Best of wishes from Leiomi Nala's Corner

LINDSAY LOHAN AS LINDA LOVELACE

GO LINDSAY BU YOW!! This is definietly a good beginning to a great comeback,  Lindsay is going to be better than before! You'll see!!! EVERYONE WILL SEEE!! *foams at mouth*

Gorgeous Lindsay Lohan

LINDSAY LOHAN IS SO GORGEOUS!!!  I seriously hope that she comes back and dominates the industry because I'm tired of people picking on her, *Chris Croker pigtails, cries "LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE!!!!"* she's a great actress, she is gunna come back!! Just watch!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

OMG Death is After John Travolta

Omfggg John Travoltas two dogs were hit and killed by a service vehicle after the plane carrying Travoltas family landed.  The two dogs were leashed when they were run over and killed at Maine's Bangor International Airport v-v poor dogdies but POOR JOHN TRAVOLTA OMGG this is so unfortunate and just last year John's son Jett Travolta passed away, he had a seizure and hit his head in the bath tub oh ghoshh like I seriously don't know what John is going through I can only imagine he is gunna suffer from depression forever,   wth smh ughhh Our prayers are with you John v-v I really feel bad about this and for John and his wife and the whole family smh

Dagg but on a brighter note please note above John Travolta's slow progression into a Black Man LMFAOOOOOOO

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Giraffe Karate Kicks Woman In the Neck

A woman in South Africa suffered a deadly kick from a Giraffe.  The twenty five year old woman was walking her dog when her dog being a dog, barked at and began to attack the Giraffes,  this naturally spooked the Giraffes and as the woman was trying to protect her dog she got sidekicked in the neck = ULTIMATE TKO ....this is unfortunate and no one is to blame the Giraffe did what it was supposed to for all we know that dog could have looked like a Hyena to the Giraffe, besides this all took place on a game farm = a killing zoo.  Rich evil people take vacations and instead of going to a safari to see the animals they go to expensive gaming farms to hunt enclosed defenseless beautiful and endangered animals.. for nothing other than the thrill of killing = shame shame shame. These gaming farms should be closed down.

Homemade Bluetooth

Wow Homemade Blue tooth! So is this a religiously acceptable bluetooth in Islam?? Is this makeshift headset considered more humble than just holding the phone to your head? O-o

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Tiger Drops out of The Players Championship

Lmfaoooo!  So Tiger a.k.a Cheetah Woods is quitting The Players Championship tournament because of neck pain there are fears that it may be a bulging disk dagg He done threw his back out smh I wonder how??? O-O. But neways Tiger was so frustrated he slammed his golf shoe to the floor while taking questions from reporters.  I hope he gets it together,  if his whole drama didn't surface with all the nonsense THAT HE CAUSED!!! He probably would be playing his usual best smh that drama is gettin the best of him oh well we all have to lie in the beds we make

Friday, May 7, 2010

REDBULL CAR

Has anyone seen the RedBull Car before???  Its this little car with a huge engery drink attached to the back lol lmaooo and it always drives by with pumping music and girls inside who hand out free redbull drinks lmaoo.  Wherever it goes people wil' out stop uhp traffice crowd around the car abd fight each other to get their redbull drink first.  After thirty seconds all you hear is horns honking and all you see is embarrassed/ashamed ppl grinning and darting away fron the car trying not to get run over by traffic here are a few of the free Redbull feins caught on film lmaoo

FIVE GUYS COMING TO QUEENS CENTER MALL!!!!

FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES COMING TO QUEENS CENTER MALL ?? Rele??? No kiddin????  I AM SOOOO EXCITED!!!!  YAYYYY!!!  THEY HAVE THE BEST BURGERS EVER!!!  I have only seen them in the DMV area but now...now I have have Five Guys Right Here in New York!!  Yayyyy *skips away* I CAN'T WAIT!

Oprah's Live Your Best Life - NYC

Oprah's Live Your Best Life convention at New York Ciy's Gotham Hall had a line that wrapped around the block, everyone looked so excited,  I bet it will be interesting ^_^  oh and don't forget her Walk is this Sunday May 9th! 

Fun Justin Beiber Fact

Did u know that????.  *stewie voice*  mmm I bet u didn't!

Kindie o-O

Pic above by Time Magazine

So Apparently there's this new thing kinda like kiddie night at major clubs .. called Kindie Fest.  Kindie Fest is a three day national Conference complete with panels and keynote speakers to address the issue of how and what to market to tiny baby music listeners...so the venues that host these thingys include DC"s 9:30 club.  The parents come along while cool little kid music sung by adult bands plays and the kids (like the one seen above) get to rock out -___- isn't this like training ur child to be a stoner, party hippie/ burnout???  This topic was covered by Harriet Barovick in Time Magazine's May 17th issue.

Betty White is FUNNY!

Betty White's career has spanned four decades this is amazing for any actor none the less an actress who began her career in the forties.  

She did a rehearsal last night with Jay-Z at NBC studios for her long awaited appearance as a host on Saturday Night Live...I will be in that Line tryna get tickets lolz

I'm sure it will be hilarious!  Betty White is awesome! :D

Cool Facts about Betty White:
  • She went to Beverly Hills High School
  • She used to have her own radio show called The Betty White Show
  • She has won six Emmy Awards
  • She was a guest star on Family Guy in the 2006 "Peterotica" episode
  • She has appeared in over 90 different television shows
  • She has been in twenty films

She's just awesome


Someone Ran Over Jesus OoO

Twenty Year Old Brittany Cantarella ran over a man whose legal name is Lord Jesus Christ -_- #$%#&*???? (What were his parents thinking?)

Lord Jesus Christ was in a marked cross walk when Brittany failed to yeild in the pedestrian crosswalk and ran him over v-v poor Brittany! Smh I dunno what I would do if I ran over Jesus Christ...she must feel horrible she was ticketed for failing to yeild in a crosswalk, this took place in Northhampton Massachusetts

I wonder if he gets hassled about his ID being fake?? Or if he had trouble renewing his liscense or leaving messages, or filing complaints, or placing take out orders and really anything that requires one to leave a name o-O wow that sounds so tiring and everyone must think he's a smart ass over the phone too ...WELP 50 year old Jesus from Belchertown was hospitalized for minor facial injuries and released later that day.

Dear Jesus,
In the future:
  • look both ways
  • Don't assume someone is gunna eventually stop
  • And please forgive Brittany Cantarella for she know not how to driveth

Talk to You Soon,
Leiominala

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Obama Junk

THERE IS SOO MUCH OBAMA JUNK!!! Even one year after the inauguration there is still large quantities of random trinkitness floating all over and not just in tourist shops,  Who is really going to wear Barack Obama Ties???? Rele Barack Obama ties….….ties tho? O-o

Dats My Car *Spotted in DC*

Jk well its not exactly my car its some other guys car who parked it on the street and I happened to walk past it and found it picture worthy,  it reminds me of Urkel but it looks like it saves energy so its cool..I guess ..I wonder if it runs on garbage like the Doloreen from Back to the Future lmao its soo small it probably runs on AA batteries lol welp wonder if I will see more of these in the future this vehicle was stamped "experimental"

Hard Face

Wow he rele looks mean!  I couldn't resist saying this he seriously looks like he could say some hott stuff on a bad day OoO lmao don't he?

SUSPENDED FOR BEING AMERICAN

This is why people hate immigrants and choose to be closed minded.  Yesterday at Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill Cali were approached by the Vice Pricipal and told that because it was Cinco de Mayo they had to either take off their American Flag t shirts or wear them inside out.  The Vice Principals reasoning was that since it was a Mexican holiday it was disrespectful to be American -_______-  the students refused to take off their shirts and instead went home .  I think this is ridiculous regardless to what holiday it is we are still in America we should be able to express our country pride, to be honest I don't believe that the boys wearing a tshirt with an american flag was any particular display of pride.  American Flag t-shirts are very popular and very affordable thanks to OLD NAVY especially during the summer months.  This is OUTRAGEOUS!!! If people from other countries are getting to the point where they think their culture is more important than someone elses they can go back whereever they came from! America is the most laid back, understanding and welcoming country in the whole world!  The fact that we even celebrate Cinco De Mayo shows that we are welcoming someone elses culture and at the same time the fact that an American flag couldn't even be visible during their holiday shows how much they appreciate American culture and are willing to accept and share with Americans ...I'm heated.  Who ever thought that Cinco De Mayo was sooooo deep that an American flag couldn't be worn needs to be deported! Btw *Ann Coulter's voice* if they care so much about Cinco de Mayo and the American flag is soo offensive to them then why are they in America? 

Those kids that got sent home should recover lots in damages and the Vice Principle and who ever alse approved of them being dismissed early that day needs to be let go, relieved, reassigned, transferred w.e.  In general it annoys me when a large number of immigrants settle in one area and then start acting like they run stuff = basically what happened to these students...this is text book discrimination, but the same people fight and protest for citizenship -___- the IRONY *hmph*

COMEDY CENTRAL JESUS CHRIST CARTOON

This is already hilarious! I love the idea! The show is only in the developmental stages but Jesus is portrayed as a regular guy why moved to New York lmfaooooo DO IT! Wow leave it to comedy central smh. I really hope that this show makes it past the developmental stage and blossoms into something as popular as Family Guy with way more sophisticated humor! In fact I hope its so successful that it runs until Jesus comes back >_> with the weather being crazy and global warming watch this show last two seasons and still meet all of my hopes and expectations. GO COMEDY CENTRAL! Good move! <_< and I hope we time for atleast three seasons

Johnny Depp as The Riddler

I think Johnny Depp would be a great Riddler, ^_^ Yepp thats all I have to say